HMR Project: History of Music & Modern Recording

Alex the YouTube Curator

Written when I thought curators were preventing me from using their content

It was actually a change of server recognition at YouTube


One day I asked Copilot if there were any moody curators at YouTube with an attitude. It then eagerly showed me but one example in Alex whose entire world was YouTube, nothing else. Everywhere that Alex went she left empty boxes. Here, there and all about her empty boxes were as sure to go as Mary and her snowy lamb. Most people, particularly webmasters, preferred boxes with something in them, so they avoided her killjoy tricks, nor went to her house for treats on Halloween anymore, only to get an empty box with nothing in it. The notion of feeding candy to kids who knocked on her door made Alex resent an unfair world. Maybe kids on her block would be OK, but not from not just from anywhere! Anyway, Alex got so bored that she barely made it to Christmas. For on the first day of Christmas she gave to her true love an empty box, which had to be returned toward finding spices elsewhere.

 

Alex the YouTube curator

Alex dozing off on the first drab day of Christmas since no one had a reason to link to her channel

She put serious effort into information and sound quality

But she kept it a mystery deep in the exclusive caverns of YouTube

 

Alex the YouTube curator

An empty box similar to the one that which Alex gave to her true love on the first day of Christmas

Sure, it's a real box, but not to be confused with the actual box that she gave

If that wasn't bad enough, her empty boxes pointed to a lot of advertising

 

On the second beige day of Christmas Alex gave her true love two bland empty boxes, dreading to leave whatever was in it, in it. She supposed that it was OK when kids pointed to her house for the best candy, since being popular or an authority are sometimes advantages in life, but strangers wearing who knows what knocking on her door would still get no more than dull empty boxes. She was complicated.

 

Alex the Youtube Curator

Alex having fun on her second bright and festive day of Christmas

Fearing that too many people near and afar may enjoy using her channel without her

So she carefully made it classified information so that it wouldn't be viewed incorrectly

 

Because Alex wasn't your standard equation she visited an analyst. But all her empty boxes at their sessions were an exhausting pain in the neck so her doctor wouldn't see her anymore. So with "Who needs you? I don't want your help anyway" as she stood from the couch, she got lost on her way back home because she couldn't tell it from the others on the block, then on the third day of Christmas gave her true love three entire empty boxes, which had to be refused while on alert to beware of further traps howsoever alluring.

 

Alex the YouTube curator

On the third day of Christmas someone linked to her channel but Alex didn't get enough out of it at all

As she was monetizing that didn't make much sense

Especially as advertising is avoided as much as possible

YouTube will be advertising via colectomy scopes soon - no opportunities missed

 

As Alex's pathology increased she began to believe that no one anywhere should have anything at all but dark empty boxes. So on the fourth day of Christmas Alex, thinking both in and out of the box, gave her true love four completely empty boxes representing both the eternal null and infinite void. The kids meanwhile dodged her attempts to spread her boxes empty of not so much as a deep fog to be forever forgotten. There were a plethora of other houses in the area where they could go to increase their Google rank amidst all the others.

 

Alex the YouTube curator

Alex concerned on the fourth day of Christmas that what others may find helpful she should keep to herself

 

On the fifth day of Christmas Alex didn't give her true love one solitary vacuous box. She had thought it might cheer things up to paint her least favorite closet a calming new shade of gray. But the light bulb went out and she didn't have a spare. Yet as you might expect, she was loaded with sleeping pills, next to determine that she had no choice.

 

Alex overdosing on downers on the fifth day of Christmas because she didn't make her excellent secret video available

YouTube didn't want her videos seen anywhere but YouTube either

But it didn't attend her funeral to say 'Thank you for your sacrifice to our wealth!'

 

Poor excitable Alex, all for leaving empty boxes around. So easy to prevent, but in a world so complex. As for HMR Project, this truly is an issue affecting both the quality and weave of this history. The task would be sufficient did I seek but quality, et al, among sources at YouTube. Yet I'm left with no choice but to prioritize availability. Bumping curators while being left to build walls empty of all but text doesn't work. Thus is the choosing of videos one of the most time-consuming labors in the making of this history. Albeit this often results in passing over quality for something else, it also helps find quality buried amidst the swarm. So if you have a video chosen for this history, and I didn't have to search all day through endless empty boxes to find it, I drink you a toast. All others drink one to me, as videos are selected with greater care than are some Ivy League university deans. This history has overcome not a few obstacles. If I had known well above a decade ago that I was up against infinite empty boxes in response to my popularity-building links I never would have begun and saved myself endless problems. As an old man I'm just killing time. But there are definitely easier, healthier and safer (believe it) ways to do that than music histories. That's life, a load of bad choices when there are any. But it was there (music history to do), until it wasn't. A losing built-on-sand formula for years, and yet I persist to ill satisfaction. I should blow it all off and see if there is anything fun or worth the while that I can do instead. There is, however, one advantage in empty boxes: there's less to point to, so less labor to load a page. A solid reference which might normally receive a text link I drive right past instead. When I'm forced to edit this way a lot of gems get no press. And now that I've had my pet peeve tantrum, back to where we were:

 

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